when someone hot accidentally touches your butt and then apologizes for it
I am such a fangirl and some of my fandoms are:
Harry Potter, Doctor Who, The Hobbit, Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil, JacksGap
I love books! And this is mostly a page for all of these fandoms :3
If you want to know more about me just go to the About me section!
Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
I used to step on mine until they exploded.
i dont know if american english teachers realize more books have been written since pride and prejudice? like, naruto?
This is a person dying under an MRI scan
some doctors don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and shoot their patients
"they shoot their patients"………. what………..
t r a g i c a l l y b e a u t i f u l
it should be a high school requirement to work in food and retail for at least 6 months a piece so everyone can understand not to be assholes to employees who are just doing their jobs
and so we actually have some work experience to put on resumes
that’s actually a really good idea